"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?
me: my wifi isnt working