Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.
Ozzy is a national treasure
"no, dont be afraid, taste some" 7 said to 6 after being caught eating 9.
6 bites into 9 and enjoys it. “nice and 10der, im takin a lovin’ to this”
"no ur takin 11 to it" 7 says. both laugh
What did I just read…
So I was taking a photo of my friend Aaron at the beach today when this happened.
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
“Rupert is a unique soul. He’s a very funny guy. But without realising it, actually! I swear most of his comedy comes by accident. But he’s very good at it! And he’s incredibly infectious. People laugh around me all day and I don’t get suckered into it. But when he laughs … that’s it! It’s game over for me. I feel something inside of me turn and I’m like, ‘Oh, no!’”